Naruto Jokes (Post Your Naruto Jokes Here)

by Raiden, on 04/10/2009 at 14:49

naruto:one day i'm going to become hokage belive it

sakura:naruto...you dont even know how to speel hokage or what it means

naruto:sure i do... H-O...C-A...G-A-Y and it means gay people on fire

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1 Raiden, on 04/10/2009 at 14:55

naruto and konohanamaru were traveling together

naruto:konohanamaru...i'm felling sleepy. wake me up when we get there ok

konohanamaru:ok boss

konohanamaru tries to pull a prank on naruto and paints his face

naruto goes home and sees his face in the mirror and screams

sakura:what happen naruto!!!

naruto:that bloody konohanamaru woke up someone else

2 Zatsuyoi, on 04/10/2009 at 14:57

(This is what i saw on a video :3)

Naruto: BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT

Hey Kakashi and SA-KUR-A!!! BELIEVE IT!!!

BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT

*Sasuke starts gett'in annoyed*

Naruto: BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT

Sasuke: THAT'S IT, IF YOU SAY "BELIEVE IT" ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO THE SOUND!!!

Naruto: .... Believe it!

Sasuke: ARGH! It's worth the molestion!!!

Naruto: ... Belie- *gets hit with a kunai*

*older naruto walks in with a bat and repeatedly hits the younger Naruto causing a bloody mess*

Older Naruto: Dattebayo, Bitch.

*Older Naruto walks away*

3 Tamaki Fuyu, on 05/10/2009 at 10:34

Your mother's so fat not even Naruto can believe it D:

4 Rashmil Tenko, on 05/10/2009 at 10:42

Yo mama so...Hey wait where is your mama?

(Ahhh so mean ;3)

5 Raiden, on 05/10/2009 at 13:34

dudes!!!!..... this place is for naruto jokes only so fuck your crappy posts outta here. they're making people cry not laugh (no offense)

6 Raiden, on 05/10/2009 at 13:43

this ones a little bit dirty so sorry

NARUTO'S SEXY JUTSU CLASSIFICATIONS

D-rank sexy jutsu-Distraction tech (just transform into naked stuff)
C-rank sexy jutsu-Childish level. (only takes out small children)
B-rank sexy jutsu-Boys only transformation (takes out kunochies)
A-rank sexy jutsu-Adult only transformation (takes out all level ninjas)
S-rank sexy jutsu-Super sexy tech (shadow clone and sexy tech combo)
F-rank sexy jutsu-Fucking (the user makes a clone and transforms into male and female using the clone and then makes out)

7 Takimoto, on 05/10/2009 at 15:07

Their jokes are better than yours ._. So instead of go insulting them to make your jokes better, why not work on them first?

and by the way...

D-Rank : Sexy technique

B-Rank : Harem Technique

o.o for your information o.O

8 Lance Kurage, on 06/10/2009 at 13:32

Wolfy wrote:

Tito, we all know that.

He was trying to make it funny.

Stop being so serious.

9 Takimoto, on 06/10/2009 at 17:11

He should stop trying to bring down other people's posts when they are funnier just to make his look good.

10 Rashmil Tenko, on 07/10/2009 at 01:30

o-o I want to know who he was making fun of :/ if it was me my joke made some ideal of one :/ Seeing as Naruto's mom is six feet under

11 ¡ODa!, on 07/10/2009 at 04:30

Bleh. The only one that I thought was remotely funny was Zatsuyoi's.

12 Raiden, on 07/10/2009 at 12:46

ah who cares whos is funnier than whos...just shut up and laugh-D

13 Giera, on 07/10/2009 at 13:43

Once Couji ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it... O_O

14 ¡ODa!, on 07/10/2009 at 23:06

Giera, that one was also kind of funny.

Hianara. Don't get mad because your jokes are less funny than watching paint dry on a wall. Just tell better jokes.

15 Raiden, on 09/10/2009 at 12:31

i am mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

16 Kenji Uchiha, on 19/10/2009 at 10:15

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17 Giera, on 19/10/2009 at 18:02

This is getting rathe stupid instead of writing jokes, ppl start to judge them... please do jokes from now on. Anyone who disagree with me, PM me, unless its important to everyone who sees this topic.

18 Lyon, on 19/10/2009 at 18:53

19 Lyon, on 19/10/2009 at 19:02

20 Lyon, on 19/10/2009 at 19:32

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